Linda: Adrian would you like to join me in a cup of tea?
Adrian: I don’t think we’d both fit!
Q. Where do hotdogs dance?
A. At meatballs!
Dad: Why are you staring at frozen orange juice can?
Adrian: Can’t you see? -It says, “concentrate”
Dad: Why did Columbus sail to America?
Adrian: Because it was faster than swimming!
Dad: Why did the Romans build straight Roads?
Adrian: So their enemies couldn’t hide behind the curves!
Jade: Where is Moscow?
Adrian: In the barn with Pa’s cow!
Autobiography: a book about cars.
Cartoon: a song about an automobile.
Commentator: an everyday potato.
Dry-dock: a thirsty surgeon.
Humbug: a roach that loves music.
Mischief: the police chief’s wife.
Pocket Calculator: a device for counting pockets.
Short–order Cook: a person who prepares food for children.
Stagecoach: a theatrical instructor.