A Mexican Friend...

IF YOU’RE LUCKY TO HAVE A MEXICAN FOR A FRIEND YOU’VE GOT A FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

A Comparison Thesis:
FRIENDS versus Mexican Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have food .. . .

FRIENDS: Will say 'hello.'
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a besito . . .

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Cry with you . . ..

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking,
laughing and just being together and then take a plate to go. .

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours....

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you .. .

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' a __ that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your door.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'Heeeey, I'm here!'. .

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Are for life and will see you hasta luego in that rinconcito en el cielo.

FRIENDS: Pretend it is OK when you are being a pest.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Tell you, 'Hay, como Chingas!!!

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
MEXICAN FRIENDS: Will forward this to their Homies, comadres, familia, tios, tias, nanas, sanchos, cunadas, la maestra de ELL, la vecina, el Puppet, la Shy Girl, mi papi and ALL my beautiful Mexican friends!!!