Friday, February 01, 2008

Why Men Lie

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch off a tree above a river, his ax fell into the water.

When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his ax had fallen into the water, and he needed the ax to make his living.

The Lord went down in the water and reappeared with a golden ax.

"Is this your ax?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver ax. "Is this your ax?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron ax. "Is this your ax?" the Lord asked.

" Yes", he replied.

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep,
and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Angelina Jolie.

"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter fell to his knees and cried, "Oh, forgive me,Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to Angelina Jolie,You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.

Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives,
and I love my wife such that I don't want her to share me with anyone,
so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Angelina Jolie."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good honorable reason, and for the benefit of others...
MOSTLY his wife!

8 comments:

silverwaters said...

Oh, that is just genius! Of course, men only lie to keep us happy :P

Just Blowing By said...

Ha ha, it's all so clear now.

whacky said...

LOL!! Sure, sure... :-P

joy said...

Why so poor? What happened to the gold and silver axes he'd just gotten? :P

Bo White said...

Right, like I believe that men lie for a good honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. There's always gotta be a catch. But the story is funny.

Miss B said...

Very funny.

Well, I can't say all men are that smart...

Just as all women aren't that gullible! :)

Bo_White said...

Check out Teri Clark's song "Girls Lie Too.

Maria said...

HAHAHA! Good one! That's definitely a 'guy joke'!