Saturday, May 02, 2009

Bus Ride

Here's a good funny story sent to me from Gala in Russia.

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. An American woman is sitting across from them. The woman isn't paying attention to their conversation at first, but her attention is grabbed when she hears one of the men say the following:

Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.

American woman:
You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig "shouts the lady indignantly." In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives...

Hey, coola down lady," "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella... ' Mississippi ' ..

Now I bet you'll have to read that again. Ha!

1 comment:

Babylove said...

Where do you come up with these. That was classic....I loved it.