Saturday, December 08, 2007

Email from a Friend.

Friendship
None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.



1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.


2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.


3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.


4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.


5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.


7. When you are sick -- stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.


8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;

'Because you are my friend.'


Friendship is like peeing in your pants; everyone can see it,

But only you can feel the true warmth.



Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

5 comments:

whacky said...

lol! so glad I can call you my friend! :-P

Jason said...

Finaly ---- My brother awakes to the truth of the Matter. All my years were not wasted on him. Cheers Bro

Wild Flower said...

Thats so horrible, hilarious yet true. Made me laugh, Gabe. I hope you're having a good c-mas push. ]LY

thisisme said...

Hehehe brought a smile to my face...

Wow... so all this time you really were being my friend. Hehehe

silverwaters said...

Oh, this just cracked me up! Thanks for making me laugh today.